English jokes

miu miu · 2009-06-30, 22:15

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says: "Does this taste funny to you?"

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?

adoosienka · 2009-07-01, 11:55

A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.

"My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me."

"Is that a problem?" asked the therapist.

"Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

andziuchna · 2009-07-01, 13:40

swietny watek

dodam cos od siebie

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright...

Jim has just swallowed some coins!
Really? I haven't noticed any change in him.

Man: Doctor, please help me! Every day I become shorter.
Doctor: I'm afraid you'll have to be a little patient.

X: Call me a taxi.
Y: Ok. You're a taxi.

dzolls · 2009-07-01, 19:22

mój ulubiony:

What is the room with no door and windows?
A mushroom.

adoosienka · 2009-07-01, 22:22

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

-`What`s that?` asked Jenny.

-`Well,` said Johnny, `if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis"

bubus900 · 2009-07-07, 17:11

Cytat:

Napisane przez dzolls

mój ulubiony:

What is the room with no door and windows?
A mushroom.

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anusiaa15 · 2009-07-12, 20:45

A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

pinky82 · 2009-07-30, 11:05

A newly married guy is telling his mates about his honeymoon:
"You know , I bought my wife a furcoat made of fur from 1000 hamsters and we went to a funfair to have some fun"
"...and , what happened?"
"Well,I couldn't take her off the big wheel for two bloody weeks..."

st_ella · 2009-07-30, 13:50

''When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.''
''Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest?
A.) They take the psycho path.''

''Q.) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
A.) Polaroids.''

''Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?
Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?
Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!''

2009-06-30, 22:15	#1
miu miu Wtajemniczenie Zarejestrowany: 2005-07 Lokalizacja: Londyn Wiadomości: 2 968	English jokes Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says: "Does this taste funny to you?" A dyslexic walks into a bra... Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa? __________________ no risk, no fun

2009-07-01, 11:55	#2
adoosienka Wtajemniczenie Zarejestrowany: 2005-12 Lokalizacja: Raj ;) Wiadomości: 2 629	Dot.: English jokes A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem. "My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem?" asked the therapist. "Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!" __________________ Mąż i Żona Kubuś już z nami

2009-07-01, 13:40	#3
andziuchna Zakorzenienie Zarejestrowany: 2008-02 Wiadomości: 4 273	Dot.: English jokes swietny watek dodam cos od siebie Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his students were so bright... Jim has just swallowed some coins! Really? I haven't noticed any change in him. Man: Doctor, please help me! Every day I become shorter. Doctor: I'm afraid you'll have to be a little patient. X: Call me a taxi. Y: Ok. You're a taxi. __________________ nowa świeżutka wymianka: https://wizaz.pl/forum/showthread.ph...6#post61735726

2009-07-01, 19:22	#4
dzolls Zakorzenienie Zarejestrowany: 2007-12 Lokalizacja: Bad Königsdorff Wiadomości: 5 676	Dot.: English jokes mój ulubiony: What is the room with no door and windows? A mushroom. __________________ Powyższy post wyraża jedynie opinię autora w dniu dzisiejszym. Nie może on służyć przeciwko niemu w dniu jutrzejszym. Ponadto autor zastrzega sobie prawo zmiany poglądów, bez podawania przyczyny curl it, baby!

2009-07-01, 22:22	#5
adoosienka Wtajemniczenie Zarejestrowany: 2005-12 Lokalizacja: Raj ;) Wiadomości: 2 629	Dot.: English jokes Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates. -`What`s that?` asked Jenny. -`Well,` said Johnny, `if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis" __________________ Mąż i Żona Kubuś już z nami

2009-07-12, 20:45	#7
anusiaa15 Rozeznanie Zarejestrowany: 2008-03 Wiadomości: 795	Dot.: English jokes A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

2009-07-30, 11:05	#8
pinky82 Raczkowanie Zarejestrowany: 2008-07 Lokalizacja: PL południowo-zachodnia:) Wiadomości: 60	Dot.: English jokes A newly married guy is telling his mates about his honeymoon: "You know , I bought my wife a furcoat made of fur from 1000 hamsters and we went to a funfair to have some fun" "...and , what happened?" "Well,I couldn't take her off the big wheel for two bloody weeks..." __________________ Nie żyje się, nie kocha i nie umiera ... na próbę

2009-07-30, 13:50	#9
st_ella Wtajemniczenie Zarejestrowany: 2005-09 Lokalizacja: moje miasto Wiadomości: 2 239	Dot.: English jokes ''When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rotteweiler is fking your leg.'' ''Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.'' ''Q.) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? A.) Polaroids.'' ''Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet? Mom: No Jim, what made you ask? Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!'' __________________ Stelli Fotobiografie**

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