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2009-06-30, 22:15 | #1 |
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says: "Does this taste funny to you?" A dyslexic walks into a bra... Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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2009-07-01, 11:55 | #2 |
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A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.
"My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem?" asked the therapist. "Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!" |
2009-07-01, 13:40 | #3 |
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swietny watek dodam cos od siebie
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his students were so bright... Jim has just swallowed some coins! Really? I haven't noticed any change in him. Man: Doctor, please help me! Every day I become shorter. Doctor: I'm afraid you'll have to be a little patient. X: Call me a taxi. Y: Ok. You're a taxi. |
2009-07-01, 19:22 | #4 |
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mój ulubiony:
What is the room with no door and windows? A mushroom.
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curl it, baby! |
2009-07-01, 22:22 | #5 |
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Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
-`What`s that?` asked Jenny. -`Well,` said Johnny, `if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis" |
2009-07-07, 17:11 | #6 |
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2009-07-12, 20:45 | #7 |
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A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?" |
2009-07-30, 11:05 | #8 |
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A newly married guy is telling his mates about his honeymoon:
"You know , I bought my wife a furcoat made of fur from 1000 hamsters and we went to a funfair to have some fun" "...and , what happened?" "Well,I couldn't take her off the big wheel for two bloody weeks..."
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2009-07-30, 13:50 | #9 |
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''When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.''
''Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.'' ''Q.) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? A.) Polaroids.'' ''Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet? Mom: No Jim, what made you ask? Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!'' |
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