The Miracle of Toilet Paper :)

[lysolek7]

dzis dostalem- mysle ze nie bedzie problemu ze zrozumieniem hihi


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop and ask, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may
even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

[Yoasia 22]

Już to gdzieś słyszałam

[NadiaSater]

[Guni]

tez chyba mi sie gdzies obilo, fajowe ;p