Wredny Angielski :)

[MadVampire]

Hejbardzo proszę o pomoc słuchajcie ... czy ja dobrze napisałam ten tekst w języku angielskim ... gdzie się ukryły moje paskudne błędy
A oto tekst:

Dear Kate !
I heard , that you decided to get slim. I decided , that I will write in this matter to you and I will divide with you with checked my mum's method.
Method this ,then 1200 calories. She depends on this , that you have to make me the schedule of products and to write loam they have in 100 grams calories , and to apply her in life then. i.e. to eat 1200 calories daily.
You have near this to remember, that you should eat clean soups – not browned and not trained with cream as well as boiled meat the best : thin beef or crumble. You from fruit can eat in every quantity of apple and grapefruits in every quantity. You should have drunk since 1,5 a lot of water to 2 litres daily.
Be careful on day alimentary rights , because bar MARS this 300 calories , so when you eat such three this you have the already whole portion of day board.
It during this method was applying ok. was has lost weight 4 kg on month. I have hope , that I helped You and I wish successful therapy

Dziękuję za odpowiedzi..

[xooox]

Napisane przez MadVampire

Hejbardzo proszę o pomoc słuchajcie ... czy ja dobrze napisałam ten tekst w języku angielskim ... gdzie się ukryły moje paskudne błędy
A oto tekst:

Dear Kate !
I heard , that you decided to get slim. I decided , that I will write in this matter to you and I will divide with you with checked my mum's method.
Method this ,then 1200 calories. She depends on this , that you have to make me the schedule of products and to write loam they have in 100 grams calories , and to apply her in life then. i.e. to eat 1200 calories daily.
You have near this to remember, that you should eat clean soups – not browned and not trained with cream as well as boiled meat the best : thin beef or crumble. You from fruit can eat in every quantity of apple and grapefruits in every quantity. You should have drunk since 1,5 a lot of water to 2 litres daily.
Be careful on day alimentary rights , because bar MARS this 300 calories , so when you eat such three this you have the already whole portion of day board.
It during this method was applying ok. was has lost weight 4 kg on month. I have hope , that I helped You and I wish successful therapy

Dziękuję za odpowiedzi..

czy to pisało google translator? Masa błędów

[peggy7]

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czy to pisało google translator? Masa błędów

na pewno, zwłaszcza widać to po fragmencie "bar mars this 300 calories"...
Autorko, powiem Ci, że przed that nie stawiamy przecinka. A reszty mi się nie chce poprawiać

[PaulinciaKWC]

Niestety gołym okiem widać dziwne sformułowania, tlumacz google jest przydatny jesli chodzi o pojedyncze zwroty, które łatwo skontrolować, natomiast nie istnieje dobry tłumacz pełnych zdan bo zawsze trafią się jakies "nierozszyfrowywalne kwiatki". Z takimi dziwadłami trzeba uwazac bardziej niż z własną niewiedzą jesli chodzi o angielski, bo mozemy napisac cos kali jeść kali pić ale to będzie miało sens. Z google nie zawsze.