Taka sobie piosneczka ;-)))

[BabciaWeatherwax]

Z pozdrowieniami dla Gythy Ogg, którą zauważyłam w KWC

1.Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

2.The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

3.Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

4.The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

5.Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

6.(So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come
You'll never get through his impregnable bum
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all)

7.A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

8.You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

9.You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

10.You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

11.For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

12.For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

13.Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

14.A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

15.You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

16.A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see,
You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee.
You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

17.A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
But to keep up with them you may have to run.
You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

18.A hippo is funny but take care if underneath,
A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth.
Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

19.You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain
If you take my advice you will save yourself pain
When the base urges strike you it's best to recall
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

20.Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun
You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun
But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

21.You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool
Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool
But the fact still remains that if you want to ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

22.You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you
And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu
Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

23.It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight
The best way is sideways, then twist to the right
If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

24.You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

25.If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

26.You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

27.Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

28.And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

29.You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
you can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
there's no end to the buggering that you can do.

30.You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

31.You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

32.Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass

33.If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

34.For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

35.It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

36.You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

37.You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

38.You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

39.You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

40.You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

41.You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

42.At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

O43.ld Noah was mucking the Ark out one day
when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall.
Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
"Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all."

Roll them all over and turn them around,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

44.The sheep is a classic, as well you may find,
the llama's all right if he isn't too tall,
the donkey's a danger for standing behind,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

45.You may pounce on the cat as he walks on his lone,
the mole has a hole into which you can crawl,
you must blindfold the basilisk or turn into stone,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

46.The sow is a darling, so slick and so tight,
to cuddle and kiss as you lie next the wall,
but she don't chew the cud, so you'd better not bite,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

47.The squirrel requires the climbing of trees,
which puts you at risk of a slip and a fall.
The dog's man's best friend if you don't mind the fleas,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

48.You can do it with a frog in a puddle or pool,
though you might catch a cold in your whatchamacall-
it, or with a giraffe if you stand on a stool, [p.48]
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

49.The rhino is often... reluctant... to flirt;
the termite's a challenge because he's so small
you might wash him away with your very first squirt;
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

50.The bonobo monkey is willing to hump:
he'll do all his friends, both the large and the small,
and he'll do it to you if you show him your rump,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

51.The humans are out, if you value your life:
it's incest, my son, since we're relatives all...
unless you'd make love to your very own wife!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

52.I don't recommend that you tackle the skunk.
I did once myself, I'm ashamed to recall;
I must have been EXtr'ordinARily drunk!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

53.The kangaroo's pocket can carry your tool
though her kick may propel you clean over the wall.
The platypus lurks in the muck of his pool
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

54.The camel is likely to spit in your face,
but don't take it bad, for it ain't personAL:
he simply detests the entire human race,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

55.As a friend to the children, commend me the Yak;
he's perfect to start them on when they are small,
for they cannot slip off of his very broad back,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

56.You can take a wild ride on a wild catamount
if your ears can stand up to his wild caterwaul.
You can poke your own fist, but that really don't count,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

57.Take care when you lift up the elephant's tail
or beware of the fate that else may befall:
if you pick the wrong end you could wind up impaled!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

58.To futter the bat you must take to the air.
She'll flutter her wings and go into a stall
and pitch you off into God-only-knows-where,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

59.The billygoat's habits, though pungent and weird,
you've got to accept if it's him that you'd ball:
he don't use cologne, he just cums in his beard,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

60.The guinea pig's timid, and brainless to boot,
he's worse than no use in a ruckus or brawl,
but you can't pass him up 'cause he's so bloody cute!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

61.You can bugger a whale if you're willing to swim
or an ORanguTANG if you hang from a limb;
or make time with a snail if you slow... to... a... crawl...,
... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

[BabciaWeatherwax]

1.Z żywiną jest przednia zabawa zazwyczaj
lecz ostrzec niebacznych to dobry obyczaj:
dobra miłość do zwierząt gdy ciśnie potrzeba
lecz jeża wcale przelecieć się nie da!


Zapraszam do dodawania następnych zwrotek

[BabciaWeatherwax]

2.Te kolce na grzbiecie - mężczyzny to męka,
ból w centrum jestestwa, prawdziwa udręka,
Więc wniosek końcowy rodzi taka bieda:
jeża naprawdę przelecieć się nie da!


Mam dziś fazę na poezję

[BabciaWeatherwax]

3.Dosiąść wierzchem rumaka jest marzeniem wielu
a także słonia - pół tony do celu.
Choć norka mała i myszką nie gardzi kolega
i tylko jeża przelecieć się nie da...

[GythaOgg]

Wróciłam wymęczona do domku,a tu takie miłe pozdrowienia .Trzymaj się cieplutko Esme .
Piosenkę mam nawet w mp3,ale bez nalewki z jabłek to nie ma śpiewania .Właściwie to dopiero odkrywam różne możliwości wizażu - jest świetny.
Pozdrawiam i idę wpuścic kota,hihi .

[BabciaWeatherwax]

4.Grzbiet w igły porosły gęste przeokropnie
broni jak szranki zamku, przegrywasz sromotnie,
wciąż niezdobytej tej twierdzy więc łakniesz jak chleba
lecz przecież jeża przelecieć się nie da!

[BabciaWeatherwax]

Witaj na forum Gytho, bo to chyba Twój pierwszy raz , prawda?

[Rzabba]

A Niania tu już na stałe ??

[GythaOgg]

to mój pierwszy raz
zaglądam jak tylko mam czas.chciałabym na stałe
ale mam dziś dobry humorek...bo chyba się zakochałam i wreszcie mam z kim pojechać na romantyczne wakacje (jeśli pogoda dopisze :P).
pozdrawiam z całego serduszka
ps.Babciu....a może "Laska maga ma na czubku gałkę"?

[Rzabba]

Pozwolę sobie się wtrącić w ten wątek, bo chciałam powiedzieć, że jeśli miałabym sie utożsamiać z którąś z wiedźm, to największe podobieństwo zauważam ...
"Ubranie matuli Dismass cechował nieład zrozumiały u kogoś, kto wskutek odklejonej siatkówi w oku duszy żył w różnych czasach jednocześnie. Psychiczne zamieszanie jest dostatecznie kłopotliwe u zwykłych ludzi, a o wiele gorsze, gdy umysł ma zdolności okultystyczne. Pozostawała jedynie nadzieja, że tylko swoją bieliznę nosi na wierzchu.
Niania wiedziała, że z matulą jest coraz gorzej. Czasami jej pukanie było słychać na kilka godzin przed przybyciem. Za to ślady na ścieżce pojawiały sie po paru dniach."

[BabciaWeatherwax]

GythaOgg napisał(a):
> ps.Babciu....a może "Laska maga ma na czubku gałkę"?
Do gałki dojdziemy, nie bądź taka napalona

[BabciaWeatherwax]

5.Możesz krówki spróbować, gdy na łące muczy
Zabawa to obopólna i radości uczy.
Tygrysa, bestię dziką, tu odwagi trzeba,
ale wiesz już, że jeża przelecieć się nie da.

[BabciaWeatherwax]

Ewa napisał(a):
> Pozwolę sobie się wtrącić w ten wątek,

Wiesz, ze w moich wątkach wszelkie wtrącenia, dygresje i rechoty na i nie na temat są jak najbardziej mile widziane
Mateczko Dismass... w pepegach

[systematica]

Rybcia jest odmianą choć nazbyt aż mokra
Z twym kotkiem i psiuniem też dosięgniesz nieba
a nawet z żyrafką jeśli Cię stać na nią
lecz jeża w ogóle przelecieć się nie da ...

Skusisz się na żmiję, choć jad jej zabija
Z wielbłądkiem przetrzecie zaś sto nowych dróg
I ślimaczkiem nie wzgardzisz gdy znębi cię głód
Lecz za mało to jeża przelecieć byś mógł

[BabciaWeatherwax]

9.Czarowanie leniwca to zajęcie do świtu,
Szybszy rekin, lecz za to zagrożenie bytu,
O koniku już było, wspomnij jeśli trzeba
i tylko jeża nadal przelecieć się nie da.

[BabciaWeatherwax]

10.Skunks jest niczego sobie lecz czy zapach wytrzymasz?
Piękna bywa ostryga gdy muszelkę jej trzymasz.
Zapasów z trollem spróbuj, jeśli tylko chcesz
lecz zbyt kolczasty ciągle pozostaje jeż!

[BabciaWeatherwax]

11.Powiercić trochę wydrę dla śliskiej przyjemności
Albo do harców ze świnką zaprosić możesz gości.
Lub poczochrać tapira, perwersja taka dzika
Niestety przelot z jeżem znowu ci umyka...

[gaga]

ale mysle ze dla fakira to problem zaden, jez musialby umykac, lub poprosic fakira zeby go przeleciał!!
biedny jez!

[BabciaWeatherwax]

Idąc za radą Gagi fakirem możesz zostać
i przebrzydłym igłom spróbować wtedy sprostać.
Lecz śpiewać o czym wtedy? Marzyć wszak w życiu trzeba -
- więc pozostańmy przy zdaniu, że jeża przelecieć się nie da

Gagusiu, wszystkiego imieninowgo

[BabciaWeatherwax]

12.Zabawa z lemurem już prozą ci się zdaje
i nowym urozmaicić ją chciałbyś pewnie zwyczajem.
Godowy zew nieśmiale lemur wysyła do nieba
Ty o jeżu... niestety, jeża przelecieć się nie da.

[gaga]

diekuje bardzo!!

[BabciaWeatherwax]

13. Na drugiej półkuli z wombatami figlować,
kangura w miłosnej bitwie pobudzić usiłować,
australijską goannę pociupciać możesz też,
ale przez igły przelecieć się nie daje jeż.

[Szpilka_]

Bunia! Mistrzostwo!!! Masz nie tylko dar rymowania, układania wierszydełek, ale widać niesamowitą ekwilibrystykę słowna, zabawy z językiem i składnią złożoną
Całuski

[BabciaWeatherwax]

14.Wesoło z myszką myszkować albo pomącić z mątwą,
Pojednać się z nosorożcem (siniaki są klątwą!),
Górskie podskoki z kozicą będą drogą do nieba-
A jeża naturalnie nadal przelecieć się nie da.


Gratis zagadka Hieronima Morsztyna, koniec XVII w.:
„Szyja jak u gąsiora, głowa jak u szczygła,
Bestyja z jednym okiem, ponty nie przystrzygła,
W głąb się jako kret ryje, do góry się wznosi,
W ręku rośnie. Co to jest? Zgadnąć proszę Zosi”.

[BabciaWeatherwax]

15.Może gustować w droździe kto po drzewach łazi,
poświnić z prosiątkiem może eksktrawagancki,
z domowym kocim zbójcą bitwa jest jak trzeba,
a jeża, jak wcześniej, przelecieć się nie da.

Miłośnikom poezji wieloznacznej dostarczam następną zwrotkę o miłości do przyrody

[gaga]

bunia!!
pozdrowka!

[bierdonka]

pozdro dla koleżanek czarownic..... chylę kapelusz....

[bierdonka]

http://www.lammermoor.com/nannyogg/wizard.html tu jest chyba tekst do laski maga.... Nianiu zaśpiewaj nam......